This guy decided to whip it out on a busy NY subway, when suddenly he gets a whole lot more exposure than he bargained for.
“You know, and I’m like, why is this person rubbing up against me? And I look around and realize we have all this fucking space here then I see his penis out. That’s it! Oh you’re going to get fucking arrested. I’m not leaving your side. My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh yes. Oh fucking yes.”
Via nymag.com
